He's hairy, but cute

This is so exciting!  Never in my years of blogging have I had a guest post, and here, today, in this very spot I have my very first one!!

Please welcome....my very cute and fluffy dog :)

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Hello.

My name is Arnie.

Arnie O Lucas.

O no period, to be precise.

But I'm not one to be precise, I just thought you should know.  I'm actually pretty care free.

Except when it comes to birds.  I do not like birds.

Or the ironing board.

Or walks.

I chewed up a sock once.  That was pretty exciting so I try to sneak a few out to the living room whenever I get the chance.  Once I grabbed something my mom called underwear. 

I have a twin brother.  Srsly, he looks just like me.  But I don't know his name because I only see him when I walk by certain parts of my house...the same parts where I see my mom's twin sister.  And my dad's twin brother.  And the couch's twin couch.  And the table's twin table.

Weird.

Every now and then I get these little crunchy nuggets when I do things I would normally do.  Like when I lay down.  Duh, I'm tired.  Of course I'm going to lay down.  Go potty?  I don't know what that is, but I'm going to pee now so if you wanna give me a snack I guess I'll take it.

Did you see my paws?  Yeah, I work out.  Usually it's laps around the couch, but sometimes I carry my bone around the house so....you know.

Life is pretty good right now.  I mean, I have free reign of the bed every night until about 2am when my parents decide they should get some real sleep and put me in my crate.  I have free reign of the couch.  My mom said, "he's the same color so what does it matter??"  Whatever that means.  Last time I took a leak I'm pretty sure dirt is still brown.  And I get all the food I want.

Awesome.  Five months down, at least thirteen years to go.

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Thank you so much Arnie O for taking time out of your very busy nap schedule!