This is so exciting! Never in my years of blogging have I had a guest post, and here, today, in this very spot I have my very first one!!
Please welcome....my very cute and fluffy dog :)
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Hello.
My name is Arnie.
Arnie O Lucas.
O no period, to be precise.
But I'm not one to be precise, I just thought you should know. I'm actually pretty care free.
Except when it comes to birds. I do not like birds.
Or the ironing board.
Or walks.
I chewed up a sock once. That was pretty exciting so I try to sneak a few out to the living room whenever I get the chance. Once I grabbed something my mom called underwear.
I have a twin brother. Srsly, he looks just like me. But I don't know his name because I only see him when I walk by certain parts of my house...the same parts where I see my mom's twin sister. And my dad's twin brother. And the couch's twin couch. And the table's twin table.
Weird.
Every now and then I get these little crunchy nuggets when I do things I would normally do. Like when I lay down. Duh, I'm tired. Of course I'm going to lay down. Go potty? I don't know what that is, but I'm going to pee now so if you wanna give me a snack I guess I'll take it.
Did you see my paws? Yeah, I work out. Usually it's laps around the couch, but sometimes I carry my bone around the house so....you know.
Life is pretty good right now. I mean, I have free reign of the bed every night until about 2am when my parents decide they should get some real sleep and put me in my crate. I have free reign of the couch. My mom said, "he's the same color so what does it matter??" Whatever that means. Last time I took a leak I'm pretty sure dirt is still brown. And I get all the food I want.
Awesome. Five months down, at least thirteen years to go.
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Thank you so much Arnie O for taking time out of your very busy nap schedule!
